I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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