You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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