god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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