Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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