remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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