Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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