U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I puked a lego.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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