Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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