I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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