How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Operation Purity has been aborted
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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