So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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