To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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