how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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