How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
