i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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