she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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