I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
