Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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