I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I had to cum in my sink.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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