I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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