Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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