so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just had sex on a roof
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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