Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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