Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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