Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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