Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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