found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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