Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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