Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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