i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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