I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Less talking, more tequila
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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