Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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