Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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