your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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