Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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