are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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