Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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