Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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