No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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