So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
