Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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