Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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