Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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