i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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