He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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