at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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