finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
