That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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