Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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