They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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