Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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