She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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