How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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