You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
my nose is crying tears of wow.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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