conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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