Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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