would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
